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I’m Thankful for Monty Python  

Back in September, I had the pleasure of seeing Monty Python and the Holy Grail at the Majestic Theatre in downtown Dallas for its 50th anniversary. The folks in attendance were some of the biggest fans you could imagine, and we had a guest host: none other than John Cleese himself.

This was part of Cleese’s “I’m Not Dead Yet” tour. He came out on stage before the movie played and talked about what led up to it. One tidbit that he shared is that the Python crew wrote the original screenplay, then tossed around 90% of it into the bin. The remaining 10%? The scene at the very beginning of the movie about the coconuts, which was written by Michael Palin. Considering the movie that they delivered, I can only imagine what was in the original version.

After the movie, Cleese came out again and answered questions in bunny slippers. While he was talking, he mentioned that Dallas is particularly special to him because this was where Python first found a toehold in the United States. That got me to thinking about how Python has influenced my life (and certainly my sense of humor) over the years, let’s take a look, shall we?

The KERA Connection

I was very lucky to have PBS in my life growing up. Sesame Street, Electric Company, and 3-2-1 Contact (especially the Bloodhound Gang) were staples of my early years. The Dallas PBS affiliate, KERA, was the one who first aired episodes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus in the ‘70s, due in large part to KERA’s Program Director, Ron Devillier.

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This led to more British television making the jump across the Atlantic, including: Fawlty Towers, Are You Being Served?, Keeping Up Appearances, Black Adder, Yes, Minister, Absolutely Fabulous, Dad’s Army, and the list goes on.

I watched all of those growing up, not to mention Doctor Who. These shows had seemingly always been there. I didn’t realize how close it came to not happening at all. But happen it did, and Monty Python was the king of the hill in my estimation. When my dad introduced me to Holy Grail at age seven, I was an immediate fan. While I was too young to get many of the jokes, the farcical nature, like King Arthur riding around on an imaginary horse to the sound of coconuts banging together, was not lost on me.

I didn’t like the ending back then, and that hasn’t changed over the years. One of the first pieces of fan fiction I ever created was about Arthur, Bedivere, and Lancelot breaking out of police custody, giving the bobbies the slip, and circling back to Castle Aaaaaaargggh to defeat the French and finally retrieve the Holy Grail at last. I even had God open his animated cloud window again to give Arthur an attaboy for pulling it off…in an appropriately snarky tone, of course.

When I showed Holy Grail to my youngest son, I was delighted to see that he found it hilarious, but he also hated the ending. Like father like son, though we did try to warn him.

Theatre of the Absurd

One of my favorite sketches in Flying Circus is the courtroom scene in episode #3. It starts with Eric Idle giving an impassioned speech about freedom over a minor parking violation. After a rambling diatribe by Graham Chapman in drag, John Cleese as a barrister calls a (virtually) dead man in a coffin as a witness. That goes about as well as you might expect. 

Not to be outdone, he then calls Cardinal Richelieu, played by Michael Palin, as a character witness. After a few questions, Graham Chapman bursts back onto the scene as a Scotland Yard Inspector named Dim. The inspector correctly deduces that the witness is not the real Cardinal Richelieu, who died in 1642. He is, in fact, Ron Higgins, a professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.

“Curse you, Dim. You are far too clever for us naughty people.”

At that point, Inspector Dim starts to sing a song that says that if he were not with the CID, he would have been a window cleaner. The entire courtroom erupts into song, including Terry Jones as the judge who wears the long, traditional wig. The final cherry on top is what happens next.

Once Dim’s song concludes, John Cleese’s barrister begins his own song about being a train engine driver. It doesn’t last very long as suddenly everyone in the courtroom looks at him as though the previous song had never happened, like he had burst into song in the middle of actual court proceedings. Embarrassed, the barristers sits down, and a knight in full plate armor sits next to him, who then clonks Cleese on the head with a chicken.

Genius.

“Las llamas son más grandes que las ranas.”

The sketch takes the relative normality of a courtroom and turns it on its head in at least seven different ways. This sketch is a microcosm for what I love and appreciate about Python: their ability to play something absolutely straight while the actual substance of the situation is utterly absurd.

Another example is the Crocodile sketch. Eric Idle delivers the news while reporting on the Olympic sport, the Men’s Being Eaten By a Crocodile. The sport involves a sixty-yard sprint to a pit of crocodiles to then be the first one eaten. To me, one of the best lines is about the coach: “Duke’s trained every British team since 1928. It’s his blend of gymnastic know-how, reptilian expertise, and culinary skill that’s turn many an unappetizing novice into a crocodillic banquet.”

*Chef’s Kiss*

Essays in Escalation

Of course, Python is renowned for their ability to continually escalate a normal-seeming situation into the stratosphere. The one people are probably the most familiar with is the Parrot sketch. While that is a classic to be sure, here are three of my favorite examples of this escalation at work:

“It was an act purist optimism to pose the question in the first place.”

The Cheese Shop: John Cleese walks into a cheese shop run by Michael Palin. Cleese begins asking for various types of cheese, running through an impressive catalog of cheese names. Each time, Palin says that they are either out of that kind, they don’t carry it, or that the cat’s eaten it. Palin eventually admits that he doesn’t have any cheese in his cheese shop and that he was deliberately wasting Cleese’s time. Then Cleese shoots him.

The Argument: Cleese and Palin are at it again as Palin goes into an office to buy an argument. This sketch goes back and forth, exploring what an argument is supposed to be as they literally argue about whether they are having an argument or not. Cleese eventually concedes that he could be “arguing in his spare time.” Brilliant.

“Is this the right room to have an argument?”

The Bookshop: Perhaps my favorite, this time Cleese is on the receiving end as a long-suffering bookstore owner. As the annoying customer (who has been played by various actors over the years) continually asks for increasingly obscure book titles, Cleese begins to unravel. The bookshop owner begins tearing pages out of books to satisfy the customer, even offering to by it for them when it turns out the customer has no money, checks, or even a bank account. In a final escalation, the customer can’t actually read. So, Cleese sits them down and starts reading to them.

All of these scenarios are master classes in comedic escalation, and definitely form the backbone of how I approach humor in my own writing.

Romans Go Home

There’s a scene in Life of Brian where Graham Chapman’s titular character paints “Romans Go Home” on a building in Latin. He’s caught in the act by a centurion played by John Cleese. Cleese immediately corrects his grammar, and forces Brian to write “Romans Go Home” many times until he finally gets the verb forms and agreements correct. While I’ve always found this part funny, it’s a lot funnier since I studied Latin in college. It underscores the fact that Monty Python’s brand of humor comes from an understanding of history, classics, economics, art, philosophy, and social awkwardness.

“But ‘Romans go home’ is an order, so you must the…” “The…imperative!”

Those are all hallmarks of British comedy in general, but Python really brought that to the forefront in almost every sketch, scene, and movie. The scene with Dennis in Holy Grail is another sterling example of this. Arthur just wants to know who lives in a castle in the distance, but instead is given a socio-political lecture by a peasant who calls out the obvious flaw in the Excalibur/Lady of the Lake story. It gives us the immortal line: “Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

“You don’t vote for kings!”

I’ve always found British comedy way more cerebral and thoughtful than its American counterpart. Don’t worry, I’m not going full Anglophile here, I’m just saying that British humor relies on more than just a surface level understanding of the circumstances and situation, and that appeals to me. To illustrate this contrast in approaches between the two, here’s a commercial that John Cleese starred in for Schweppes Ginger Ale in the ‘90s. You’ll see what I mean.

Final Thoughts

“This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.”

I’m thankful for having been exposed to Monty Python at such a young age, and I appreciate both KERA for hosting it and my dad for being such a fan already. Of course, no recitation of gratitude would be complete without a Texas-sized thank you to the members of Monty Python itself. So, to John Cleese, Michael Palin, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, and both the late greats Terry Jones and Graham Chapman.

Now that my son has seen it, it has become a triple generational thing. If he starts a family of his own, I hope it’s something he’ll pass on yet again. And that’s the thing about British Humor and Python in particular: It gets funnier every time I see it. I appreciate them for their wordplay, biting political commentary, classical and historical references, and audacity to challenge social norms in ways that no one expects.

“Our chief weapon is surprise…”

See? No one ever expects it.

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Seven Words and Where I Learned Them

I was a voracious reader as a kid. Even back then words fascinated me. Between my love of books, a mother who would explain things using medical terminology, and a father who used to play word games with me, I wound up with a pretty advanced vocabulary for my age.

When I encountered a word I didn’t know, I was pretty fearless about asking adults what it meant. Often the definition they gave me might contain a word or two I wasn’t familiar with as well. I would ask about the meaning of those words, and so on and on it went. In retrospect, it was good training.

Today, I make my living with words. Etymology remains a passion of mine. To quote the movie version of V for Vendetta, “Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who listen, the enunciation of truth.”

Now, I’m not aware of when every word I know entered into my vocabulary, but there are exceptions. With that in mind, here are seven such words and the stories and memories that go with them. As you’ll see, my general geekiness/nerdiness was firmly established even at a young age. Let’s start the count.

#1

Word: Idiom

Source: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My father was, and still is, a huge Monty Python fan. I was fortunate enough to grow up within broadcasting reach of KERA, the local PBS affiliate in Dallas, Texas. They would broadcast all sorts of ‘britcoms’ and British TV, including Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Doctor Who, Are You Being Served?, and many others.

From the Flying Circus, I graduated to the Monty Python movies, particularly The Holy Grail. I was already big into Arthurian legend at the time, so a completely off-the-wall interpretation of the Knights of the Round Table was perfect for me. It’s definitely one of those movies I can quote nearly verbatim. It has worked its way into my everyday speech.

The scene in question involves Sir Lancelot travelling about with his squire, Concord. Concord is struck by an arrow with a note attached, leading to Eric Idle uttering, “Message for you, sir!” (Which has been my email alert on more than one occasion.) At first, Lancelot believes his squire is dead, vowing that his death was not in vain. When Concord wakes up and offers to go with Lancelot on his rescue mission at Swamp Castle, Lancelot tells him to stay put until he’s accomplished the deed in his own particular…idiom.

#2

Word: Criteria

Source: Star Trek: The Next Generation, “The Measure of a Man” (Season 2, Episode 9)

Both of my parents were fans of Original Series Star Trek, so when Next Generation started up, we were tuned in and ready. While Seasons 1 and 2 of TNG struggled to find traction, it’s episodes like “Measure of a Man” that really started to demonstrate how forward-thinking and idealistic the show could be.

In this episode, the android, Lieutenant Commander Data, is put on trial to determine whether he is, in fact, a sentient being or merely the property of the Federation. The stakes are high because if Data loses the case, he will likely be disassembled and studied by Commander Bruce Maddox.

During the trial, Maddox is questioned by Captain Picard about what defines sentience. Maddox lists three things: intelligence, self-awareness, and consciousness. Captain Picard is then able to demonstrate that the first two parts of Maddox’s criteria are met, going on to ask what if Data meets the third criteria, even in the smallest degree. It’s a fantastic episode, one that really digs into the morality of artificial intelligence and personhood. 

#3

Word: Genuflect

Source: Aladdin

This was a bit of a late-comer to my vocabulary. I had read stories of lords and vassals for years, but for some reason the word genuflect, the act of showing reverence by bending the knee, didn’t reach me until I saw Aladdin in the theatre. It was, you guessed it, the “Prince Ali” song. Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee…

Bonus points:  This song also gave me the word coterie, which would come in handy when I started playing Vampire: The Masquerade a few years later. Thanks, Howard Ashman!

#4

Word: Cutlass

Source: Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson

When I was about eight or nine, I started reading various classics for kids like Tom Sawyer, Robin Hood, and so forth. Treasure Island was one of my favorites. It sparked my lifelong love of the pirate genre.  

So, I was reading this book in my Aunt’s living room when I ran across the phrase: “he drew his cutlass.” The word sounded familiar, but at the time I didn’t know that it meant a sword. My father was sitting at the kitchen table, so I asked him, “Hey, Dad…what’s a cutlass?”

“An Oldsmobile.”

Well, that made no sense. Why would someone take the time in a tense situation to draw a picture of a car that, presumably, didn’t exist in the time of wooden sailing ships and maps to hidden treasure?

Apparently, the confused look on my face prompted him to ask how it was used in the sentence. Then he was able to amend his answer to a single-edged pirate sword.

#5

Word: Twosome

Source: The Transformers, “The Master Builder” (Season 2, Episode 12)

In this episode, we find the architect, Grapple, with his buddy, Hoist. The two of them are busy building a “Power Tower” model, a device that can turn solar energy into energon. They present it to Optimus Prime, but the Autobot leader declines to advance their project citing that it would make too tempting a target for the greedy, energy-hungry Decepticons.

The two Autobots go to repair Power Glide in the field where they are quickly surrounded by the Constructicons, who claim that they have left Megatron’s cause and gone rogue. They offer to help Grapple and Hoist build a full-scale Power Tower. The Constructicons make a show of some supposedly stolen energon cubes, and the two Autobots agree to jointly build Grapple’s masterpiece.

Surprise, surprise, it’s a trick. Just as the finishing touches are put on the Power Tower, Megatron shows up and captures Grapple and Hoist. He imprisons them in the solar collecting sphere atop the Tower, which will surely melt them down into slag. This prompts Megatron to muse, “Magnificent…now the gullible twosome shall perish in their own tower.”

That’s right, I learned this word from the legendary Frank Welker himself!

#6

Word: Vermillion

Source: Robotech: Macross Saga

Another one I picked up from my weekday-morning cartoons, this was a word that I learned but didn’t quite know the meaning. In the Macross Saga of Robotech, Rick Hunter is the main protagonist. He starts out as a civilian stunt pilot but quickly joins the ranks of the Robotech Defense Force (RDF) as he is pulled into the armed conflict between Earth and the Zentraedi armada.

After an initial training period, Rick is given command of the Vermillion Squadron. The ‘squadron’ seemed to consist only of Rick himself, Max Sterling, and Ben Dixon, though to be fair, sometimes they were referred to collectively as Vermillion Team. I thought the word just sounded cool, but at the time I had no idea it meant a bright shade of red-orange.

Spoilers: Vermillion Squadron’s time in the sun was short-lived, however. Ben Dixon dies in a huge explosion over Ontario. Rick and Max become part of the storied Skull Squadron. Since Rick’s older brother, Roy Fokker, died in the previous episode, Rick takes command of the Skull Squadron. Vermillion Squadron is effectively dissolved at that point.

#7

Word: Chaos

Source: The Uncanny X-Men #120

The direct opposite of vermillion, this is a word I had heard and knew the meaning of already. I had just not seen it written out. I was a big X-Men fan when I was a kid. Unfortunately for me, I didn’t have a great way of getting a particular title regularly. So, my comic ‘collection’ (if it could be called that) was a mish-mash of different titles I could scrounge together along with those given to me by friends and family.

Somehow, I wound up with a second-hand copy of The Uncanny X-Men #120. I don’t remember how it came into my possession, exactly, but I remember seeing the word chaos on the cover which proclaimed “Chaos in Canada!” This was when the X-men fought Alpha Flight. Not recognizing the word, I asked my father about it. He informed me it was pronounced kay-os. For a kid who was still trying to master phonics at the time, a ‘ch’ combination of letters that didn’t make the traditional ‘ch’ sound was bit confusing.  

To this day, it remains one of my favorite comic book covers. It’s evocative and colorful, and there’s a real menace at seeing the outlines of Shaman, Vindicator, and Sasquatch in the foreground. *chef’s kiss*

Fun fact: One of the cover artists for this issue was none other than Bob Budiansky, who famously developed Transformers lore for the original comic. He is known for naming Megatron, Wheeljack, Starscream, Sideswipe, Shockwave, and a whole host of others. Since Megatron appears on the list above, I’m declaring that a double vocabulary synergy, baby!

So, there you have it, folks — there’s a look at where I discovered seven different words and how I learned them. If you enjoyed this blog post, please give it a like. If you had fun with this one, I have some other word origins I’m happy to talk about in the future. Also, feel free to share where in your personal history you picked up certain words. I’d love to hear your stories. Until next time, thanks for reading!