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From Bigfoot to Mothman: The North American Cryptid Museum

If you’ve followed this blog for a while, you’ll know that museums are one of my favorite things in the world. Our family trips often revolve around a museum, I write for a museum (the Perot in Dallas), and I even have a dedicated list on this blog for the museums that have moved me in some way or another.

With Halloween only a few days away, I thought I would write about a unique museum that’s right here in the DFW area, where I’m located. While I tend to go with museums of a historical nature, this one deals with folklore. The North American Cryptid Museum is a standalone attraction within the larger Dark Hour haunted house complex.

True to its name, the museum features 60+ full-scale recreations of legendary creatures, monsters, and myths that originate from the United States, Canada, and Mexico. More are added all the time, including the famous Flatwood Monster from West Virginia, which was added only a few weeks ago. You really have to see the craftsmanship for yourself; the pictures I have here don’t begin to do the cryptids justice.

Each cryptid model was created using eye-witness accounts and descriptions to give it an eerily authentic feel. Each entry has information displayed that details where the cryptid has been sighted in the past, its characteristics, and other interesting facts that even those pretty well-versed in folklore may not know. For instance, did you know that there are two Native American cryptids that merely reading or speaking their names is considered really bad? Beyond just simple bad luck, it’s tantamount to invoking them and possibly drawing their attention.

Which two are they, you ask? Well, apparently changing the names slightly or hinting at them is okay. The first one has a very famous (and weird) ranch named after it that featured in a recent TV show. The second one starts with “when” and ends with “go.”

The other thing I like about the museum is the healthy dose of skepticism in debunking or explaining claims made about various cryptids. For a museum like this one, it would be pretty easy to fall into the ‘folklore presented as fact’ trope. While the exhibits do present first-hand accounts, it’s clear that not all sightings are equal. The Rangers that guide the guests through the tour (mine was named Ranger John, though Ranger Kitt also assisted me) are quick to point out when certain things didn’t add up or were contradictory.

Of course, some cryptid sightings can be explained away, such as certain documented El Chupacabra sightings, while others have more substance to them, as in the case of the Pale Crawler that hopped into the back of a pick-up truck in North Carolina. The driver initially thought that he spotted someone standing on the side of the road who was bleeding (and curiously dressed in a Civil War uniform), so he called 911, and was on the phone  when the encounter happened. If you want to hear the call itself, I’ll link it here. Be warned though — this encounter is one of the more unsettling ones on record.

If there’s a particular cryptid that you find interesting, from Mothman to the Jersey Devil, the Hat Man to the GOAT himself, Bigfoot, it’s almost certainly represented here in one form or another.

If you are in, or passing through, the DFW area, the North American Cryptid Museum is an excellent way to get into the spooky folklore of the season. And if you just can’t get enough of that sweet Halloween vibe, the Dark Hour haunted house is literally in the same building. Trust me, you’ll be glad you did.

Thanks for reading, and have a Happy Halloween!

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Halloween Is Here: Airblown Inflatables

Giant black cats. Jack-o’-lanterns in a stack. Striped spiders, ghosts, grim reapers, even licensed characters like those from Star Wars, Peanuts, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. You’ve almost certainly seen these inflatable decorative items around, whether in someone’s yard, on TV shows or movies, or just on the shelves of your local big box store. Maybe you’ve even picked up a few for your own collection.

These distinctive inflatable décor pieces you see all over the place are Airblown Inflatables by Gemmy Industries. While many people read that name as “gimme,” the company’s name is pronounced like the first name “Jimmy.”

How do I know this? Well, as it turns out, I worked for Gemmy Industries for the better part of 10 years as their lead writer back in the day. I wrote everything from the text on the outside of the box, to the instruction manual — you name it, I did it. I was the writer and editor for thousands of SKUs for them each year, and even helped get it all translated into French and Spanish for sales in Canada and Mexico.

With one week until Halloween, let’s take a look at them, shall we?

So…What Are They?

If you’ve ever seen a giant purple ape sitting on top of a car dealership or the crazy-armed figure on a street corner that flails around while partially deflating and then re-inflating itself, Airblowns are like the decorative version of that.

There’s generally no internal structure to an Airblown. When you take it out of the box, it just looks like an empty bag or deflated balloon. When you plug it in, however, there’s an air fan on the inside that starts up, so it self-inflates in seconds. Yeah, that part in italics there? I can’t tell you how many times I wrote those words.

Then all you have to do is stake it down so wind and weather conditions don’t carry it into a neighbor’s yard, and you’re all set. Whether it’s an Airblown that’s just a solo character, or one that inflates into a whole scene, it’s a pretty easy way to decorate for Halloween, or really any themed holiday. And when you’re done with it, it’s pretty easy to put up since it deflates down for easy storage. (Another phrase I used quite a lot.)

Most Airblowns light up in some form or another. Some have specialty lighting effects or projectors embedded on the inside. For instance, there was a dragon Airblown a few years back that had a shifting flame pattern on the inside of it that looked like it was about to breathe fire. Pretty cool.

They come in all shapes and sizes, from 2-foot-tall static figures to giant displays that are animated. The ease with which you can put one up and the variety of price ranges out there are, I think, big reasons for their mass appeal.

But That’s Not All

Beyond just the ones meant for your yard, you’ll also find a vast array of inflatable Airblown Halloween costumes. If you’ve seen people running a marathon or attending events dressed as a T-Rex, a Thanksgiving Turkey, or Oogie Boogie, you can bet that Gemmy made it.

Like their yard-bound cousins, Airblown costumes run the gamut, from the simple to elaborate illusion costumes to look like you’re being chased by a monster or riding a bull. Many of them are meant to be cute or funny, while some are definitely…ahem…more adult in nature. Fun fact: way back in the day, Gemmy use to create novelties for the back shelves of Spencer’s Gifts, and there are still some remnants of that in their product line.

In any case, if you walk into a Spirit Halloween store and see inflatable costumes on the racks, it’s almost a guarantee that those are from Gemmy.  

They’re Everywhere

While I have since moved on from the company, there’s no getting away from Gemmy products, particularly Airblowns. I’ve seen them in TV commercials, particularly for Lowes, and even spotted them in episodes of Doctor Who, most often in their famous Christmas episodes.

In my travels, I’ve seen Airblowns sitting in the yards of multimillion-dollar homes in gated communities, and I’ve also found them in the remote farmland communities in small-town Oklahoma. Like I said, everywhere. (And as many as you’ll see around Halloween, just wait until Christmas!)

When I run across one now, I can’t help but feel a sense of pride. It’s a reminder that I worked on something that people still enjoy to this day, something with the sole purpose of celebration and entertainment. I wish I had kept that part more firmly in mind when I had been in the thick of things back then, but I suppose that that’s just the way it goes sometimes.

So, if you’re out and about and see an Airblown Inflatable in a yard or on a passing trick-or-treater, I hope you’ll think of me.

Happy Halloween, everyone! Thanks for reading!  

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Return of the Mummy: My Second Brush with Ramses the Great

Halloween is just around the corner! In honor of that, this blog is about a mummy. No, not the Universal Pictures mummy (though I love me some Boris Karloff), nor one of the Brendan Fraser variety, but a real, actual mummy.

Namely, Ramses the Great.

My first brush with Ramses was as a kid in 1989 when his exhibit came to the Dallas Museum of Natural History at Fair Park. The man himself was not there, unfortunately — he was still in his resting place in Cairo, but a lot of his artifacts made the trip over. The exhibit included carved statues of his likeness, incredible jewelry, cups, bowls, personal implements, you name it. Not all of it was tied to Ramses himself, but much of it belonged to those who lived in that general era of time, some 3,300 years ago. 

Several of these artifacts were included in the 1989 exhibit, especially the stone slab depicting Anubis.

Considering in my heart of hearts I wanted to be an archaeologist back then, this was both a figurative and literal treasure trove for me. Egyptology was a field I considered going into, and it remains an interest of mine to this day. So, to say this trip had an impact on me as a kid is an understatement.   

At that time, my grandmother was a schoolteacher, and there was a whole unit in social studies that taught us the basics of life in ancient Egypt, about the 19th Dynasty when Ramses reigned, and so forth. After the fact, I wound up with teacher’s resource guide used to teach the lessons. I put it with my other books on archaeology. Here’s a photo. We’ll get back to this book in a moment.

That logo, though.

Now, fast-forward to last December. I was passing through Houston and saw a billboard for a new exhibit at the Houston Museum of Natural Science: Ramses The Great and the Gold of the Pharaohs. I knew immediately that this was my chance to revisit the time of Ramses II. So, after the holidays, I loaded up the family and that’s exactly what I did.

This is what greeted us as we walked in.

The Houston Museum of Natural Science already has a wonderful Egyptian exhibit on permanent display there, which is definitely worth checking out if you’re in the area. This particular temporary exhibit was an extension of that section. The artifacts of the Ramses exhibit were incredible. I’ve included some pictures here, but trust me when I say that they don’t do them justice.

Beyond that, the technical side of the exhibit was flawless, and I say this having worked on exhibits in museums previously. The lighting, the flow from one display cluster to the next, even the music playing throughout the various spaces was everything I could have asked for. The display that explained the famous Battle of Kadesh, in particular, had a cool back-projection effect that looked nearly holographic. (Unfortunately my photos of it didn’t come out well, so I can’t show what it looked like.)

At one point, I came across a magnificent golden necklace. This one, the Gold of Valor belonging to Psusennes the First, a pharaoh of the 21st Dynasty.

Wow…

It looked really familiar, as did a number of the pieces of jewelry in the case, all of which are breathtaking. It was at that point that I wondered if some of these artifacts had been on display back in 1989.

Later, when I got back home, I unearthed the teachers guide that had been in my collection for years. In the back of the guide, there was a list of the artifacts on display back then. I put that next to the official exhibit book I picked up in the Houston museum’s gift shop. Turns out, it was the same necklace I had seen as a kid.

It struck me that in the intervening 33 years, the necklace had made the trip to Egypt and back and likely been on display in number of other exhibits. As I leafed through the teachers guide and the official companion book, I realized that I had seen many of the other artifacts before as well. While it had been most of a lifetime for me, what was a mere three decades compared to the three millennia these artifacts had seen since their creation? They were ancient in a way that my fellow Americans often have a hard time comprehending.

As we left the exhibit, we found a bench and started talking amongst ourselves about our favorite moments and displays. That’s when a gentleman from Egypt approached us and asked if he could ask us a few survey questions. I was too happy to oblige. The questions were mainly along the lines of ‘how did you enjoy the exhibit, and what could be better?’ I had nothing but glowing things to say. The question that really stuck with me, though, was the last one he asked me: “Why do you think people are interested in Ramses today?”

In my excitement, I was probably pretty rambling, but my answer was to the effect of: “When most people think of an Egyptian pharaoh, everyone knows the name of King Tutankhamen, but the kind of epic figure they are probably thinking of is likely Ramses himself. Immortality was something Ramses sought in life, and the fact that we are still thinking and talking about him three thousand years later means that, in many ways, he succeeded.”    

The gentlemen from Egypt seemed to really enjoy that answer. I didn’t remember until later that I had snapped a picture of an ancient Egyptian prayer as I left the exhibit. I’ll let it speak for itself here.

Perhaps memory really is the closest thing to immortality we can achieve in life. At the risk of this post straying into melancholy waters, I know that the last few years have been ones of loss for many of us, myself included. Yet there is something comforting, something eternal in those words: “Speak the name of the dead and they will live forever.” Thanks for reading…and Happy Halloween!

Perhaps we’ll meet again someday.

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